Wednesday, April 30, 2008

problems at work

some bosses thinks they are so smart and they can be a real bitch... if a boss were to ask u to do something or anything... under normal circumstances u wud not say no rite... u will ok... they just make u feel guilty or make u think its ur job... damn... even if its not part of ur job... n they think u know everything... then when something goes wrong u get the kick out of it... damn it!!!

ok... fcuk it then...

anyways for some good news...
Man Utd won the semi-final of champions league... so its the finals in moscow... hiphip hurray!!!

Friday, April 18, 2008

Avram Grant on ESPN

Took dis from soccernet... c how avram ans richard jolly... tats y i think chelsea would confirm lose the title... dis season!!!

A deserved win Avram?

Grant said: 'Yes.'

What particularly pleased you about the performance?

'I'm pleased.'

What in particular pleased you?

After an eight second delay: 'I don't know.' •

Is it a relief to win here?
'Yes.'

You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?

'Both.'

You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
'No problem.'

Is there an issue?

'No. I'm ok. I have nothing to say.'

Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?

'You represent the Chelsea fans?'

They must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?

'No message.'

Does this result mean you are back in it now?

'I don't know.'

How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?
'I don't know.'

You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?

'Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.'

You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race?

'No.'

Is it easier to say nothing Avram?

'I don't what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.'

Is this because of Sky?
'No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.'

Is it a protest against newspapers?

'No. Why?'

Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?

'I answer every question.'

You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?

'No.'

Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?

'What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players?'

We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?

'I don't know.'

Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?

'I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.'

Do you feel under pressure to deliver a trophy. Is that the reason for the monosyllabic answers?
'No.'

Are you upset? Do you feel you have been misrepresented?

'Maybe I have said because it is a bad season.'

Did Michael Essien faint?
'He had some problems, but he is ok.'

Michael Ballack?

'Injured.'

What's his problem?

'Ask the doctor.'

He's not here Avram.

'Well call him then.'

Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?

.....

end of conversation...

MANCHESTER RULEZZZ!!! haha!!!

Fin

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Bill Gates Test

Took dis from cheeserland... (so tat she wont sue me or something)haha...

ok... i find dis interesting... so pls read... think abt it...


Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl.

Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it?

(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit)

Boy: Yea.
Girl: Why, i thought you said you love me very much.
Boy: Because i can woo you back the next day if i become rich like Bill Gates.
Girl: No, the catch is that you will never be able to be with me, ever again.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Will you still break up with me?

(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit, again.)

Boy: Yea.
Girl: Why, i thought you said there’s nothing you will give me up for.
Boy: Because then i will be able to give you half of my wealth, and you will live a very happy life.

Will you?



haha... cool rite... if i were the guy... wats the gal for when u got tat much money... try so hard but the gal still give u shit... i think i will stick wit the money... haha... of course luv is important... but i feel money is also as important... don get me wrong on loving ur family... dat is diff... family wat is wat shape u to be u... so family always comes 1st... but luv n money also important... juz tat u need to get a balance wit it... but my aim 1st is MONEY!!! like the intro in apprentice

--> money money MONEYYYYYY!!!!

haha!!!

$$$$$Fin$$$$

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Coke Zero touchdown


think i hav post a few coke before... this is the latest coke which touchdown in my throat... its good... for me... was waiting for this for quite sometime alr... had it in perth n was damn good...
at last it reach bru... huat wan some... haha!!! u wan tell me quick... haha... lol... n to those coke freaks... wan some... send me money n i mail it to u... haha!!! my bank account is always open to any1 who wanna send me money... lol...

ok... end of the pose...

Fin

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

how to write a mail to get money from ur dad... n the reply...

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you wouldlike, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,Your $on.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even anhoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NObletask, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,Dad